My sleep cycle.
7AM: 5 PM: 3AM:
Reblog if your Mom is beautiful.
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
When you tell your crush that you like them:
expectations but this is their face in reality Click here for more laughs!
I'm shy at first
wheretheunwantedhide: but once you get to know me, im always like
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year” And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year” Click here for more laughs!
When you try to make a joke, but nobody thinks...
They are all like: & I’m just like: Click here for more laughs!
When you hold someone's pet for the first time:
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